Poetry By Chuck



Missing image
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty dumpty had a great fall
All the King's horses
And all the King's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again

They tried and they tried
and they all cried
but no one no not even in fun
could make Humpty Dumpty one.

He lay there in pieces,
he lay there shattered,
he lay there in shards,
OMG! Twas so hard!

So the King he called
throughout the land
for a "specialist"
someone with quick hands!

There came one day
from far far away
a "specialist" some say
who's attitude was gay!

Oh! Me. Oh! My!
He was heard to say.
Oh! Gosh! Oh! Darn!
I'll need a needle and some yarn!

A "specialist" was he
come to fix Humpty Dumpty,
and he twiddled and he thumbed
and he basically had some fun.

He talked a good bit
and he walked the walk
but in the end
no Humpty Dumpty again!

"Off with his head!"
The King said,
and the "specialist" was forever
laid to bed!

Then to the King came the Queen
and she said, "Leave Humpty Dumpty alone!"
"He is happier now then he would be
if you put him together and took him home!"

"For he is in heaven
where all good eggs go
and you must accept that."
"Comon! Let it go."

The King was then happy
and knew it was true
Humpty Dumpty was in heaven
There's no reason to be blue.

Author notes

Written January 18th, 2006